Much See TV: Al Sharpton Will Interview Rachel Jeantel at 6PM

Format:  Mr. Sharpton and Ms. Jeantel will take turns bewildering each other.  First person to seven points wins (win by two).

MSNBC Normally:  A bus accident 

MSNBC Tonight:  A train derailment into the scene of a bus accident, and also, there was a circus on the train and now there’s elephant poop everywhere.

Update:  Chris Matthews is wrapping up.  Once they clear the studio of gin, vomit, and Howard Finemann, we’ll be ready for the main event, the Raucous in Seacaucus.