Winnipeg — According to a report by CTVNews, a Manitoba Wendy’s has stopped selling its T. Rex burger, which consists of nine quarter-pound patties held together by nine pieces of processed cheese.  Reading from a prepared statement, an administrative assistant for the Wendy’s outlet in Brandon said “For obvious reasons, Wendy’s of Brandon neither condones the idea of anyone consuming a nine-patty hamburger in one sitting.” 

She did not however, disclose how many sittings was in fact recommended to consume the $21.99 burger with the following nutritional contents: 3,000 calories, 200 grams of fat, and 6,ooo mg of sodium. 

We may never know.