The Obama Kiss of Death

In response to The Obama Kiss of Death claims another business:

I was so disappointed to see the Obamas ate at Jose Andreas’ MiniBar on Valentine’s Day. I hope they don’t close before I can get a reservation.

If Secret Service is reading this, the following DC area places are not safe, so please don’t let the President go there: Dairy Godmother, Geranio’s, Panache, Rosa Mexicano, and Cheesetique.