In Defense of Chris Rock

In response to Our Father, who art in the White House:

When I think about it, Barack Obama does remind me of my dad as I was growing up:

• He comes up with confusing arbitrary rules that I’m not suppose to question.
• He expects me to do my chores with no backtalk.
• He likes to criticize how I drive, eat, and spend my money.
• He’s not a big believer in Democracy.

One difference, though: I don’t recall paying my dad an allowance.