Cancer is no laughing matter. AIDS on the other hand, can be hilarious…. But I digress. A friend of mine went in for a prostate cancer operation this weekend. The whole ordeal lead me to a painful realization: If you
This topic is long overdue (especially in light of the death threats). Oftentimes, people wonder where conservatives get the cojones to say the things that we do. It’s simple… We’re armed. It’s a tough concept to grasp among the pansies
Copied below is the ACTUAL letter that I sent to and was signed for by Lorne Micheals (and assistant) today over at NBC. I know that the writing is a little less snippy than usual, but please take into account
This video was actually sent to the kind folks over at PETA this afternoon. Sure they’ll probably be upset, but those chumps are so malnourished that I needn’t fear any physical imposition. Heck, I’m an entire “Jonas Brother,” heavier than
*Warning: Extremely Offensive Material* Since putting a “fatwa” on my head seems to be in vogue, I’m banking on getting my face on the cover of “GQ”. Get lost, Jude Law. Sure, following the massive influx of violent threats, I
But this has been quite possibly the single most bland Oscars ceremony ever. I’m going to go deal with the hatemail on the latest video. I’ve got a Fatwa going for me! Goodnight!
I love how Cuba Gooding turns on his “Blackness” when it’s conveniant for jokes… Much like Oprah.
Daniel Craig’s complete lack of a sense of humor clinched his award for “Worst Bond Ever”.
I wonder what the kids from “SlumDog” think when they hear Daniel Craig describe suburbian America as a “Prison”…
My man crush on Hugh Jackman… It grows.
If the last video forced me to screen my emails/phone calls, I’m guessing this one will make it necessary for me to invest in a Ruger… A big one. [youtube YuG0ifhPxRc nolink] In light of the recent “Honor Killing” on
Yeah … I said it. Like many of you, I don’t completely subscribe to or submit myself to the doctrine of either political party. It’s proven to have been a great decision, considering how much failure the Republican Party has
Next to the topic of abortion (see last video), the requests for a “socialized healthcare” video have been flooding the old inbox more than any other. Having been raised in the tundra, desert wasteland that is Canada, I’ve experienced it
Firstly, this column is NOT designed to push any particular religion but is aimed at creating an objective discussion of theistic leftists, so all of you hedonistic, hellbound heathens can rest easy. We’ve all heard it. Obama consistently professes to
Having watched the waves of hate mail flood in from the last video, I’ve decided to take on a more mellow topic this week in “abortion.” What can I say, I’m thoughtful in that way. [youtube 5atn-FwfNQM nolink] Ever notice
It’s time to rally the troops once more and have another little pow-wow! Whereas the last column discussed Americans slowly giving up our liberties, here I hope to discuss a perpetual loss of sexual identity. To preface this; Personally, I’m
Ah yes, the “Go Green” movement. One would expect it to be an aptly named title for a Kermit the Frog album. Unfortunately, the amphibian has pulled a Pontius Pilate and washed his hands clean of this entire situation. This
Firstly, let me say that I am nowhere near being egotistical enough to think you folks actually care about my life story. That being said, as a 21 year old conservative comedian/actor, I’m somewhat of a rarity. Like a spotted
I’ve been housesitting for a real estate agent in Simi Valley for the past couple of weeks, which is (as many of you know) home to… The late, great, Ronald Reagan. The man was most certainly (as the youngin’s say)
As a follow up to my “GO TEAM ISRAEL” video, I dissect the moronic arguments commonly made by young Liberals involved with the “Pro-Palestinian” aka “Pro-Hell-bent-on-the-destruction-of-Israel-Hamas-bastards” movement. If the arguments addressed seem too paper thin to even give credence… Trust