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Man Arrested with Crack Pipe Filled with Erectile Dysfunction Meds

We’ve all been there. Where time is of the essence…when you don’t have a second to spare. When the choice between smoking crack and achieving an erection becomes overwhelming given your specific time constraints. That being said, a Gainesville man

Man Arrested with Crack Pipe Filled with Erectile Dysfunction Meds

Man Gets Fifth DWI After Parking in the Middle of Intersection

MADISON (WKOW) – Police say a 31-year-old man was arrested for his fifth DWI offense after he parked his car in the middle of an intersection. According to Dane County Sheriff Lieutenant Brian Mikula,  Madison’s own Bruce Southall was taken

Man Gets Fifth DWI After Parking in the Middle of Intersection

Man Walks Into Hospital With 10 Inch Knife Buried in Skull

In the wake of a prank gone terribly wrong, a Chinese man walked calmly into a hospital, sat quietly in an examination room and awaited treatment – with a 10 inch fruit knife embedded in his brain. Ho Lung entered his

Man Walks Into Hospital With 10 Inch Knife Buried in Skull

Teen Shot While Toilet Papering Principal’s House

FRANKLIN COUNTY, Tenn. – An Estill Springs man is out on $125,00 bond after police say he fired a shotgun at teens who were toilet papering their principal’s yard.  65-year-old Dale Bryant Farris is accused of firing at least two shots,

Teen Shot While Toilet Papering Principal’s House

Church Looks Like Penis

The newly-constructed Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois has tremendous curb appeal. But from the air…well, you decide. One can’t help but appreciate the landscaping which adds yet another level to the already powerful Google Earth visual.  The church is

Church Looks Like Penis

Depressed Bachelor Cuts His Penis Off

It’s hard to be single in today’s society. For one Chinese man, it was incredibly hard.  So hard in fact, that depression overcame him and he began to take an inventory of things he did not need in his life.

Depressed Bachelor Cuts His Penis Off

VIDEO: Grim Reaper Drone Terrorizes Town

A 44-year-old Louisville father and notorious prankster, Tom Mabe, has garnered almost 3 million views for a YouTube video that captured his remote controlled flying grim reaper terrorizing folks at a local park. Mabe created what he calls the Flying

VIDEO: Grim Reaper Drone Terrorizes Town

Mom Accused Of Smuggling Meth in Bible Visiting Daughter in Jail

JEFFERSON COUNTY, Texas (KBMT) –  A 69-year-old Fannett woman has been indicted and charged with possession of a prohibited substance in a correctional facility after police say she tried to use a Bible to smuggle drugs into the Jefferson County Jail.

Mom Accused Of Smuggling Meth in Bible Visiting Daughter in Jail

Britney Spears Music Used To Scare Off Somali Pirates

Whoever believes that Britney Spears’ music isn’t powerful, need think again. Chart toppers like “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and “Oops I Did it Again” have proven to be effective weapons when blasted at approaching Somali Pirates who reportedly

Britney Spears Music Used To Scare Off Somali Pirates

Tweeting Bra: Sends Tweets Every Time It’s Unclasped

A Greek marketing group has created the first “Tweeting Bra” as part of a campaign from Nestle Fitness for October’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The social networking bra utilizes a special mechanism hidden under the hook of the bra. When

Tweeting Bra: Sends Tweets Every Time It’s Unclasped

NYPD Search For Missing Blind Korean Tourist Who Speaks No English

(CNN) – The NYPD is looking for a blind Korean tourist who went missing Thursday while his tour group visited the New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. To make matters even more difficult for the police, they say 41-year-old Taehueung

NYPD Search For Missing Blind Korean Tourist Who Speaks No English

Student to Lose Virginity in Live Gay Sex Show for Art Project

A 19-year-old gay student is planning to lose his virginity in a gallery full of spectators for an art project he’s calling: “Art School Stole My Virginity.” The deflowering of Clayton Pettet is scheduled to take place January 25 in Hackney,

Student to Lose Virginity in Live Gay Sex Show for Art Project

Man Rushes Inside Burning Home to Rescue Beer

COLUMBUS, Ga. (WTVM) – There are moments in life when the mettle of a man is put to the test. When he is faced head on with a choice: courage or fear? When God puts the inexplicable in his path

Man Rushes Inside Burning Home to Rescue Beer

Berlin Dogs Overdosing from Drug Users’ Poop

BERLIN – There is a drug problem in Berlin – for dogs. Vets are reporting an increasing number of incidents where pets are falling ill and unable to walk properly after eating drug users’ feces found in city parks.  Drug

Berlin Dogs Overdosing from Drug Users’ Poop

University T.A. Accidentally Emails Nude Pictures Instead of Homework

IOWA CITY – A University of Iowa teaching assistant who accidentally emailed nude pictures of herself to math students has been reassigned to “non-teaching duties” according to University spokesman Tom Moore.  The woman, who was not identified, was apparently trying to

University T.A. Accidentally Emails Nude Pictures Instead of Homework

Hunter’s Bullet Misses Moose, Hits Man on Toilet

OSLO – The moose was in his sights.  A Norwegian hunter took aim. He fired. He missed…the moose. But he hit a man sitting on the toilet in a nearby cabin, according to police. The incident occurred Thursday when the

Hunter’s Bullet Misses Moose, Hits Man on Toilet

Cops: Mother Ripped Off 6-Year-Old Son’s Genitals, Tried to Glue Back On

SAN ANTONIO – According to an FBI complaint, a 34-year-old San Antonio mother has been charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction resulting in serious bodily injury, after allegedly ripping of her 6-year-old son’s genitals during a rage and then

Cops: Mother Ripped Off 6-Year-Old Son’s Genitals, Tried to Glue Back On

High School Students Asked to Sign ‘No Twerking’ Contract

LACEY, Wash. (KCPQ) – A Washington high school is requiring students and their parents sign a contract that states students will not twerk, lap dance, or otherwise “look like you’re having sex” on the dance floor during school-sanctioned events. Officials

High School Students Asked to Sign ‘No Twerking’ Contract

Study: Billions of Insects Having Accidental Gay Sex

After researching the homosexual tendencies of billions of insects and spiders, scientists have concluded that it’s a case of mistaken identity. Up to 85 percent of male insects engage in homosexual acts but scientists now believe that the same sex

Study: Billions of Insects Having Accidental Gay Sex

Art Thief Threatens To Sue Museum, Says Robbery Was Too Easy

BUCHAREST (AFP) – On Tuesday, a Romanian man who admitted to stealing works by Gauguin, Monet and Picasso, threatened to sue the Dutch museum that housed the works claiming that the robbery was too easy. Radu Dogaru is one of six

Art Thief Threatens To Sue Museum, Says Robbery Was Too Easy

Cops: Woman Slashed 2 People With Scissors Over Bingo Winnings

ASHLAND, Mo. – A Jefferson City woman is behind bars, charged with armed criminal action and first-degree domestic assault, after police say she assaulted two people over a dispute about how to split bingo winnings. 51-year-old Margaret Thomas was reportedly driving on Highway

Cops: Woman Slashed 2 People With Scissors Over Bingo Winnings

Man Arrested For Punching Police Horse Name "Mr. George"

ORLANDO – Police arrested a man over the weekend for allegedly attacking an Orlando Police Department horse named “Mr. George” while officers were attempting to control a downtown crowd.  Officers on bicycles and one officer mounted on “Mr. George” were

Man Arrested For Punching Police Horse Name "Mr. George"

Transient Arrested, Found Living Atop Refrigerators Inside Pharmacy

SIMI VALLEY, Ca. (KABC) – A 21-year-old transient was arrested Thursday after police discovered he had been living on top of refrigerators at the Pavilion’s Pharmacy in Simi Valley.  Responding to a report of a possible burglary, officers found Tristan Odegard-Brown

Transient Arrested, Found Living Atop Refrigerators Inside Pharmacy

1st Online Sex Shop For Muslims Opens in Turkey

You’re Muslim. You want to purchase condoms, massage oils and lubricants. Maybe you’re thinking about aphrodisiacs and breast enlargement creams.  Or that hard to locate orgasm cream. Maybe you’re looking for a myriad of products to help spice up your

1st Online Sex Shop For Muslims Opens in Turkey

Model Accused of Knifing Boyfriend After His Dog Ate Her Marijuana

DANIA BEACH, Florida – A South Florida model was arrested Sunday evening and charged with domestic battery after allegedly slashing her boyfriend with a pink pocket knife after his dog made a meal of her marijuana stash.  According to the

Model Accused of Knifing Boyfriend After His Dog Ate Her Marijuana

Police Officer Fired After Shooting and Pepper Spraying Squirrel

MOUNTAIN CITY, TN (WBIR) – A Tennessee police officer has been fired after displaying heavy force in an attempt to rid a Dollar General Store of a squirrel.  The incident occurred last Thursday in Mountain City, when according to police

Police Officer Fired After Shooting and Pepper Spraying Squirrel

Seattle Thrift Store Finds Pounds of Marijuana in Donation Bin

SEATTLE – The Seattle Police Department released a lighthearted press release on Friday to remind folks that second hand stores can not resell marijuana after a 2.5 pound bag of weed was found in the donation bin of a Northern Seattle

Seattle Thrift Store Finds Pounds of Marijuana in Donation Bin

Student Poses for Selfie With Pregnant Teacher Going Into Labor

FLORIDA – They say a picture is worth a thousand words…but sometimes it’s worth more. A Coral Springs junior captured a very memorable classroom moment. He snapped a selfie with his pregnant teacher experiencing a contraction in the background.  The student

Student Poses for Selfie With Pregnant Teacher Going Into Labor

VIDEO: Alleged Gang Members Beating Teen Who Wanted Out

CLAYTON COUNTY, Ga. – Police say several students have been arrested for beating a teenage boy who wanted out of a gang. The incident occurred on October 1, at Mundy’s Mill High school and was captured on cell phone video.

VIDEO: Alleged Gang Members Beating Teen Who Wanted Out

Judge Says Iranian Man Who Survived Execution Must Be Hanged Again

IRAN – Earlier this month, Alireza, a 37-year-old man sentenced to death for drug smuggling was hanged in Bojnurd prison in Iran’s northern Khorasan province. 12 minutes later he was pronounced dead and his body was sent for burial. That’s

Federal Air Marshal Accused of Taking Photos Under Skirts

ARLINGTON, Va. – It was a lovely Thursday morning in Nashville as passengers boarded Southwest flight 3132 for the short flight to Tampa. But that flight would be delayed by a man whose very presence was supposed to calm nerves

Federal Air Marshal Accused of Taking Photos Under Skirts