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So, the BP oil spill bums me out, but for reasons that have nothing to do with oily pelicans. It depresses me because the spill is harming the Obama Administration, when really, it hasn’t done much of anything, wrong. True,

So yesterday, I got a press release from Korn – the band, not the yellow vegetable – claiming they were going to boycott BP fuel during their summer tour. They said they were “motivated” by the disaster, and wouldn’t be

So, despite high unemployment, a crappy economy, and double-digit inflation affecting the cost of therapeutic massage, recent college grads aren’t sweating it. Nope, according to the National Association of Colleges and Employers (losers), 41 percent of job seekers this year

[youtube CIQnoyEFVps nolink] —– Tonight, the great John Gibson, the lovely Brooke Goldstein, the always brilliant Jonathan Hoenig, and the spectacular thriller writer, Lee Child!

So, as usual, I was at the gym straddling the stairclimber (Sven, he’s Dutch) watching CNN against my choice, when the network reported some seemingly positive news: apparently the U.S. just saw the biggest gain in employment in a decade!

So President Bush came out of hibernation, to attend something called the Economic Club, in Grand Rapids, Michigan. There he defended his use of waterboarding, and said he’d do it again in a heartbeat. “Yeah, we water-boarded Khalid Sheikh Mohammed,”

You know what I do when I’m confused about an issue? I turn to Ashton Kutcher. And whatever he says – the opposite is true. (see :53 – 1:10) Click image to play Leave it to Ashton to use catastrophe

So according to new research, today’s college students are 40 percent less empathetic than kids their age thirty years ago. The students are now less likely to agree with statements like, “I sometimes try to understand my friends better by

Ed. Note: This part two of Big Hollywood’s two-part excerpt exclusive from Greg Gutfeld’s new book, “The Bible of Unspeakable Truths,” which is available now. Part one is here. Leigh Scott’s review is here. Rep. Thaddeus McCotter’s review is here.

Ed. Note: Today and tomorrow Big Hollywood is running exclusive excerpts from Greg Gutfeld’s new book, “The Bible of Unspeakable Truths,” which is available now. Leigh Scott’s review is here. Rep. Thaddeus McCotter’s review is here. —– Garry Trudeau Is

[youtube 6SZLCASoCkk nolink] Tonight’s guests Brooke Goldstein! Will Durst! Carrie Keagan!

So I was never very good at word problems, but here’s a simple brain teaser even an idiot like me can solve. What’s worth saving: thousands of innocent people, or one evil jackass? The answer…. It’s a trick question, and

So Mexican President Felipe Calderon was at the White House Wednesday, where he bashed Arizona’s new immigration law, calling it discriminatory to Mexicans. The best part: when he said he wants “a border that will unite us instead of dividing

So last Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi was speaking at some DC summit, where she noted that – because of the new health-care reform law – musicians and artists could quit their jobs and pursue their dreams, because now the rest of

So, as usual, I was at the gym working my quads when, on the TV in front of me, Ted Turner popped up on his own network, to be interviewed by one of his own employees. The questions posed were

So a friend asked me to explain the whole mess in Greece, and I tried to make it simple. You know those people who keep spending money, even though they don’t have any? They have tons of crap, but their

So some gay groups are upset over a photo the Wall Street Journal ran of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan: It was also a picture we ran on Monday. It’s of her playing softball. The beef? That the shot is

So, if you don’t live in Arizona, especially along the border, can you lighten up on the new immigration law? I mean, I’m not that into Arizonan’s opinions on whether taxi fares in NYC should be raised. This is the

So I spent shorty robe Sunday watching TV (in my shorty robe), witnessing many experts ride the “root causes of terrorism” merry-go-round. They expressed surprise that so many well-educated and well bred men end up trying to kill us –

[youtube ZPtGcg9KnVE nolink] —– Tonight we’ve got a kickass lineup: Kevin Sorbo (on the table) Andrew Breitbart (on the table) Kimberly Guilfoyle (ibid!) my mom!

[youtube uqQVUozbJJI nolink] Tonight, what a fun show we have for all you fun people! David Brenner is back! FBN’s Gerri Willis! the lovely Remi Spencer! and my old boss, the American Spectator’s R. Emmett Tyrell!

Okay, here’s my favorite headline of the day – no, make that year. Take a look-see, for yourself, see. Yes, the AP headline reads: “NY car bomb suspect cooperates, but motive mystery.” Yeah it’s only a mystery if you’re in

So Mayor Bloomberg proves once again that he may be the dumbest rich man in the world. First, on Monday he speculated on who might be behind the Time Square car bomb. His speculation, which is purely speculative, of course!

So last week, a Muslim protestor who vandalized a war memorial in England, walked free after prosecutors said his crimes weren’t religiously motivated. His actions? Spray-painting “Islam will dominate the world,” “Osama is on his way” and “kill Gordon Brown.”

It’s getting worse people. Last night I told you about the SF mayor banning city employees from traveling to Arizona. But now, in a move meant to bring the state to its knees, the Montreal pop band “stars” has tweeted

So San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom just announced a ban on official city travel to Arizona, because he claims the state’s new immigration law is “unacceptable.” Which leads me to explore what Mr. Newsom finds acceptable: Exhibit A. Turning the

So, for this upcoming November election, here’s an idea to help restore American strength and prosperity. White middle-aged men must band together and throw the idiots out. That’s all there is to it. At least, if I follow President Obama’s

So Obama deemed the new Arizona immigration bill “misguided.” Translation: he means “stupid.” See, “misguided” is a word used by people who know better than you. Calling something “misguided” is an intellectual exercise in superiority–even if they don’t call you

So in yet another chapter in the wondrous life of Naomi Campbell, she has apparently stormed off during an ABC News interview after they repeatedly asked her about a blood diamond given as a gift from former Liberian president Charles

This week, Kim Kardashian became the butt of criticism over a picture she posted of herself holding a cat, on Twitter. Apparently the oversized peach on stilts grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck, and this raised concern

So President Obama faced a few hecklers yesterday, who went after him about the “Don’t ask, Don’t Tell” policy. Take a gander, gander takers: Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com Now I, for one, think it’s awesome to see

So Bill Clinton had an op-ed in the New York Times yesterday in which he used the anniversary of the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah building Oklahoma City as a platform to make a political, rather than a compassionate,

So, I got another letter from Deepak Chopra’s son, Gotham – regarding my response to his previous missive about my Gregalogue on his dad claiming his meditations caused a recent quake. HIS NEW letter is REALLY long, so, I’ll just

So a Pittsburgh judge is in hot water for hitting on women in his courtroom. Apparently the guy – Gerard Alonge – keeps making awkward passes at various attorneys, sometimes calling them at home and even showing up at their

So Ted Koppel was on the BBC to discuss a survey that finds roughly 60 percent of news executives thinks journalism is headed in the wrong direction. Here’s a surprise. He, and his hair, agree. Listen up, up-listeners. So there

So a hater of the Tea Party movement claims he plans to destroy the group, by infiltrating it and then having his cohorts act racist and homophobic. He thinks manufacturing this behavior can devastate the party’s reputation. Well, I guess