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My Muslim Gay Bar: Left Suddenly Not So Interested in Gay Rights

So during “Greg’sGayBarGate,” there’s been the usual piffle from the humorless left – all who accuse me of provocation. The best, of course, arrive from Media Matters – home to lonely, middle-aged men who still write “FAIL” in their tweets.

…And Now a Word From Our 'Eat, Pray, Love' Correspondent

[youtube vV5MVB4pGNI nolink] —– Tonight’s gunna be fun. Any more bar name ideas, please leave here. There will be an update on how the project is coming. I want to thank all the interest in investment, and will have the

Investment Opportunity: My Ground Zero Islamic Gay Bar

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world. As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque

Another Sailboat, Another Selfish Teenager

So at age 14, Dutch lass Laura Decker has just won a legal battle against child protection authorities to let her sail around the globe by her lonesome. Now, you could say “kids do the most amazing things,” or “when

Ground Zero Mosque: Russell Simmons Fears Debate

So at that bug lamp for bozos known as the Huffington Post, media mogul Russell Simmons says opposition to the mosque being built near Ground Zero amounts to bigotry, or more specifically, Islamophobia. He writes: …in my backyard, I have

Elton John Not a Fan of Arizona Boycott

[youtube OaqmxeWNmRo nolink] —– Tonight: Jim Norton! Reshma Shetty! Arthel Neville! and a special guest to discuss that Missouri thing

WikiLeaks Won't WikiLeak on Themselves

So, you know what’s been keeping me up at night? My vertical sleeping bag. But also, Wikileaks. Defense Secretary Robert Gates says WikiLeaks is “morally” guilty for putting lives in danger – by exposing Afghan contacts, our intelligence methods, and

Putting the Volt In Revolting

So, do you need proof that the American car industry is a goner? Or that America, as a force for what’s awesome and cool, is dead? Or, that the generation that is “twee,” has claimed victory? Behold GM’s official dance

Drug Felons & Eternal Unemployment Benefits

So last week, in the Rose Garden, President Obama paraded out three jobless folks, using their plight to implore Congress to extend unemployment benefits. One of them was a delightful woman named Leslie Macko. Here’s what he said about her.

California: A State of (Troubled) Mind

So a new survey reports that one in five Californians need help for a mental or emotional issue. Seems low, if you ask me. I mean – this is California, home to Sean Penn, Mel Gibson and the Oakland Raiders.

Wikileaks: Enemies of the State

So as you know, Wikileaks has posted a crapload of secret military reports about the Afghan war, including covert operations against Taliban figures. They claim their goal is to reveal “unethical behavior,” by the government and corporations. On their website

Daily Gut: Racism Revisited, Revised, Regurgitated

(this is Wednesday’s Gregalogue, updated for tonight, with more fun stuff!) In my opinion, the story of Shirley Sherrod isn’t about racism, but accusations of racism. If someone says they aren’t racist, and minus physical evidence to the contrary, you

JournoList: The View from 'Red Eye'

So, thanks to the Daily Caller, more emails are emerging from “Journolist,” that secret list of liberal media hacks – and guess what, they’re about Sarah Palin. And surprise: they aren’t positive! First, they focused on how the media could

Daily Gut: When JournoList Attacks

So, thanks to the Daily Caller, more emails are emerging from “Journolist,” that secret list of liberal media hacks – and guess what, they’re about Sarah Palin. And surprise: they aren’t positive! First, they focused on how the media could

Daily Gut: Racism, Racism, Racism

In my opinion, the story of Shirley Sherrod isn’t about racism, but accusations of racism. If someone says they aren’t racist, and without any physical evidence to the contrary, you should take them at their word. Unfortunately, we’ve seen that

Daily Gut: No Real Surprises From JournoList Race-Baiting

So last month we told you about “JournoList,” a private email group of liberal journalists who secretly conspired to promote a progressive pro-Obama agenda. Once this group was exposed – it was disbanded. But now Tucker Carlson and the Daily

Daily Gut: Self-Righteous Town of Maywood Suffers Immigration Karma

Now, If you don’t remember a place called Maywood, that’s okay. I’ve been drunk for two months. But it’s a small “bedroom” town in L.A. that once passed a resolution supporting an Arizona boycott, after that state decided to enforce

Daily Gut: Our Precious Obama Succeeds With Failure

So that weird sound you’re hearing right now is the collective hand-wringing of liberals both in government and in media, who can’t help but fret as the Great One’s poll numbers drop like an ACME safe on their enormous expectations.

Daily Gut: Obama's Not the Problem, 'Americans Are Spoiled'

So, if you watched Red Eye last night, you heard us mentioning a poll, reporting that roughly six out of ten Americans have lost faith in our Commander in Chief. Here’s liberal radio host Bill Press explaining that result. [youtube

Daily Gut: What I Learned From 'Cops'

So Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul is at it again. At a forum with Democratic opponent Jack Conway in Kentucky, Paul said America’s poor, are “enormously better off than the rest of the world.” He cited an old Russian

Daily Gut: Romanticizing Bad Behavior

So the barefoot bandit was arrested Sunday, and it got me to thinking. And you know I like to think! I asked myself: Why do so many news networks romanticize a criminal, just cuz he doesn’t own any shoes? And

Daily Gut: Ringo's Mindless Peace & Love

So Ringo Starr turned 170 yesterday, and marked it by babbling. He said we should all initiate our afternoons with a global “peace and love” moment. He says it would be fab for folks from all over the world (which

Daily Gut: A Muslim on Muslim … Hate Crime?

So earlier this week, a mosque was set on fire in Georgia – yet more evidence of the anti-Muslim backlash that’s sweeping the country. Tamsir Lucien Mendy At least, if you listened to The Council on American-Islamic Relations. Upon hearing

Daily Gut: Eric Holder Sues Arizona, Forgives Black Panthers

Now, a lot of people have been hard on Attorney General Eric Holder. Whether it’s his fear of calling a terrorist a terrorist, his glib attack on the Arizona immigration bill (without ever reading it), or letting armed thugs off

Daily Gut: Feelings Before Frontiers

As most viewers know, I hate outer space. It makes me feel small – and when I think about how large it is, I get dizzy. It’s like trying to comprehend infinity: it’s beyond our ability, and an underrated Journey

Daily Gut: Arizona Leads, Obama Follows

So Thursday morning, President Obama desperately tried to get in front of the immigration debate – and got run over by a float he made of platitudes. So let’s get this straight: According to the President, America is the land

Daily Gut: Blogger of the Week: Media Matters

Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com —– Check out this delightful Newsbuster’s interview with yours truly (i.e., me) http://is.gd/d9WNv Tonight, another delightful group of delightful people! Comedian Joe Derosa! Commentator and wit Steven Crowder! First timer Kerry Picket! and

Daily Gut: One Man's Terrorist Is WaPo's 'Protester'

So Dwight Armstrong died last week. He was an asshole who planted a bomb made of jet fuel near a lab at the University of Wisconsin back in 1970. The bomb killed a young teacher named Robert Fasnacht, who had

Daily Gut: Rolling Stone, McCrystal, and Dirt

So, in that Rolling Stone piece that brought down General McCrystal, the writer spent three weeks with the troops. What did he find? Trash talk directed at bureaucrats. Yeah, I know. Here’s a fact: if someone followed me around for

Daily Gut: Nutritionists Compare McDonald's to Child Molesters

So last month I told you about The Center for Science in the Public Interest – the soulless scolds who believe all food should taste like pottery. Today, they’re threatening to sue McDonald’s for enticing kids with toys. They call

Daily Gut: I Am Back!

[youtube M2XRsMiNxh0 nolink] —– Just got dismissed from jury duty. Lawyer felt that I would be inclined to favor my opinion over others. by agreeing with him, I proved him wrong – but also got myself excused. Later, I removed