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So, according to someone who “auditioned” for Barack Obama’s town hall on MTV, Thursday afternoon, the organizers wanted “light” questions (i.e. softballs). This fact came from Nick Seaver, writing at the liberal AMERICAblog, who failed at his casting call because

—– Tonight! Monica Crowley, Brooke Goldstein, Terry Schappert and… My mom.

So, in a blinding feat of profound wussiness, the Washington Post removed the October 3rd “Non Sequitur” cartoon from its rag. The reason? It mentioned Muhammad. Let me repeat: it was yanked because it “mentioned” – not showed – Muhammad.

So MTV is holding a “townhall” for President Obama on Oct. 14, at 4 p.m. in Washington, D.C. In this case, a town hall is short-hand for “an event where annoying questions are asked by unemployed hipsters with vintage t-shirts

So Moe Tucker is a tea partier. If you don’t know her, she was the drummer for the hippest band of all time, the Velvet Underground – managed by Andy Warhol and home to Lou Reed, Nico and John Cale.

[youtube d4jzEIjTNVM nolink] —– Tonight: …the delish with the dish: Jill Dobson …the dude with the brains and the hair: Reason’s Nick Gillespie! …the funniest guy in Rochester: Jamie Lissow!

So, according to scientists, conservationists have been pumping up the number of extinct species – and that a third of all missing critters in recent centuries are still alive and pooping. According to one pointy-head, of the 187 mammal species

Well, it’s a story as sordid as it is sordid. Which is sordid. Bishop Eddie Long, the well known mega-church pastor, has been accused by two young men from his church of forcing them into private “covenants” involving gay sex.

So the Wachowski’s are back – those two eccentric siblings behind the Matrix movies – that putrid pablum perfect for Hot Topic teens who mistake piercings for personality. They’ve got a new flick coming, called “Cobalt Neural 9” – a

So here’s something a little weird. According to a new book by famed reporter Bob Woodward, called “Obama’s Wars,” when warned by advisers of another terror attack threat on U.S. soil, our President said that our country could “absorb” it.

So last week Jon Stewart announced he was going to hold a rally of his own in Washington DC, to restore reason, sanity or whatever. It’s a cute idea- not as good as a gay bar next to a mosque

So last week’s Census Data reported that there are 50.67 million uninsured Americans. That’s statistically speaking, a “crapload.” But economist Mark J. Perry is pretty good at dissembling such crap. I paraphrase: There were 10.6 million uninsured Americans in households

So at Palm Beach State College last week, an administrator kicked the conservative group, Young Americans for Freedom, out of some event. The ejector, Olivia Morris Ford, claims she didn’t recall giving the scamps permission to be there. But the

[youtube sG25XXX3u2g nolink] —– Tonight: Jill Dobson! Joe Devito! Jedediah Bila!

So Sarah Palin and Jim DeMint endorsed Christine O’Donnell in the Delaware Republican primary. Some folks called this idiotic, because O’Donnell is a fringe candidate endorsed by Tea Partiers. And maybe, she has problems. The financial stuff’s been reported everywhere:

[youtube IcGCAN2tQJY nolink] —– Tonight: Jim Norton, Thaddeus McCotter Tamara Holder and other stuff

So I guess their radicals, beat our radicals. Think about it… President Obama starts pleading with that nutty Florida minister to knock off his idiotic plan to burn Korans. Obama said the act would incite terrorists “to blow themselves up.”

So, we’re just 103 days away from a special date in our nation’s history. Yes, on December 23, 2010, we will mark the first anniversary of the break up between Susan Sarandon and her beau of 23 years, Tim Robbins.

The Vatican calls it “outrageous.” Hillary called it “disgraceful.” Eric Holder smeared it as “idiotic.” And the NYPD called it “dangerous.” No, those strong words are not about my new mesh thong ( I’m only giving the people what they

So you may have heard that school officials have named an L.A. school after two greenies: Al Gore, and Rachel Carson, the dead author known for birthing the modern environmental movement. The public school costs nearly 80 million bucks, and

So NBC’s chief war correspondent Richard Engel claims that if the U.S. had not invaded Iraq, things would still be bad, but not as bad as before. His reasoning: Saddam Hussein would still be in power, but, “he was probably

So here are some poll numbers that should scare the low-waisted chaps off Democrats. By a 50-42 margin, Ohio voters say they’d rather have George W. Bush as President right now than Barack Obama. Also, among voters in Gallup weekly

So last week I coined a new disorder, called Islamophobia-phobia, or fear of being labeled Islamophobic. As you already know, Islamophobia is defined as a fear of Muslims. So Islamophobia-phobia is a real fear of a perceived fear. So, who

So today I got a press release from something called Faith in Public Life. It begins: As hateful rhetoric and fear-mongering about the Park51 Islamic Center in lower Manhattan creates a growing climate of hate and violence toward American Muslims,

[youtube H0iegvDIO1Q nolink] —– Tonight: Michelle Collins! Janice Dean, the weather machine! Steven Crowder, the nonweather machine! and in for Bill Schulz, funny smart guy John Devore!

So roughly eight years ago, as President Bush was getting ready to golf, reporters peppered him with questions about suicide bombings in Israel. Holding his driver, the President said, “There are a few killers who want to stop the peace

So AP writer Allen Breed begins his recent mosque piece by defining the word, “tolerance.” It’s a traditional rhetorical device, one learned back in sixth grade while plagiarizing the Encyclopedia Britannica. His piece focuses on religion, of course, – but

[youtube UVBgmr7o0Fo nolink] —— Tonight, a great show! Dennis Miller, for the whole hour! Martha MacCallum!

[youtube 5eHR-9OON1g nolink] —– Tonight! Andy Levy guest hosts. SE Cupp does the ombuds-woman-ing. Also: Ann Coulter, Marc Lamont Hill, and Rick Leventhal!

So Laura Schlessinger is quitting radio, in order to regain her First Amendment Rights. This, after using the N-word repeatedly while arguing with a black woman on her show. Schlessinger apologized, but now says she’s leaving. Now I don’t get

So on last night’s show, we discussed the Ground Zero mosque’s Twitter account. After releasing some mildly sarcastic tweets, the mosque developers announced they were dumping “the interns” on the account, and bringing in “a new team.” Didn’t know you

So last night on the show, Andy Levy pointed out that the person representing the Ground Zero mosque on Twitter made a few jabs at the Amish. This is what the Tweeter tweeted: Amish saying stop Muslims?1. What are you

So last week President Obama backed the Ground Zero mosque – a reflection, he says, of our commitment to religious tolerance. But later he barfed… “I was not commenting and I will not comment on the wisdom of making the

So the other night I announced plans to build a gay bar catering to Islamic men, near the proposed mosque site near Ground Zero. The goal? To echo the mosque’s own website, which says it’s trying to promote integration and

So New Hampshire State Rep. Timothy Horrigan has stepped down after posting on Facebook that a dead Sarah Palin is “more dangerous than a live one.” Because he’s stupid, he added: “if she was dead, she cldn’t [sic] commit any

So, as you know, New York Gov. David Paterson offered state property to the developers of the mosque near Ground Zero. While Paterson wasn’t against a mosque just a few blocks from where thousands died, he realized it might be