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[Ed. Note: This is a Friday Gregalogue] Yeah, seems old, just three days ago…. So buried in a recent Politico article, is this tidbit about Congressman Weiner. “Two people who spoke to him privately said he had suggested that, as

So New York Congressman Anthony Weiner has had a bad week. And it’s only Tuesday. For those of you who have a real life, here’s some back-up: A lewd photo of a pair of bulging underpants was sent to a

So let me tell you about Storm, a baby. It seems when Storm was born, his (or her) parents sent out an email. It read: “We’ve decided not to share Storm’s sex for now – a tribute to freedom and

—– Tonight, a marvelous ending to a wonderful week! Nick DiPaolo Professor Marc Lamont Hill Diana Falzone!

So there I was, at the gym (in my outfit with the polka dots) watching CNN (not by choice) when the anchor wondered … and I paraphrase: “why is the public so obsessed with the Arnold Schwarzenegger story?” Dumb question.

So Cornel West recently called President Obama “a black mascot of Wall Street oligarchs and a black puppet of corporate plutocrats.” Translation: someone discovered a Thesaurus! But there’s more: in an interview on some wacky website, he spews… “I think

So some veteran journalists have piled on the current roster of White House correspondents, accusing them of being too nice to Captain Perfect. This happened during a media shindig Monday, marking the 50th anniversary of the first live televised news

So IMF chief Dominique Strauss-kahn was yanked off a flight at JFK, trying to flee to France after assaulting a maid. According to the police report, a naked D-S-k pulled the woman into a bedroom, and sexually assaulted her. She

So according to files found in the raid, bin Laden wanted to recruit non-Muslims from the U-S. Officials discovered messages pushing followers to recruit African Americans and Latinos – obviously stealing the idea from Moveon.org. So, why blacks and Latinos?

So some southern Arizona lefties have launched a petition to split the state – creating a new liberal paradise, called Baja Arizona. Now this is not a new idea, but it’s still a great one -if not for a state,

So As predicted, the euphoria over the killing of Usama bin laden, would soon be followed by its opposite, from thoughtful idiots around the globe. Yes, expressing joy is unpolished and inelegant – for we live in a time where

So a lot of people deserve credit for killing bin Laden: President Obama, the Navy SEALS and our military in general, intelligence gatherers, the previous administration, and many other people. But you also gotta give credit to Debra Burlingame, sister

So, if there’s one thing you learn when you interview students over the death of Osama bin Laden… it’s not to interview students over the death of Osama bin Laden. Still, a NY1 reporter went to a Brooklyn school, and

So, about not showing the photos… I get it: The decision was based on choosing between two groups to placate: conspiracy freaks, or terrorists. The Administration chose terrorists. I respect the decision: terrorists are scarier than truthers. But it’s wrong.

So that’s what I call a Sunday night. Yep, The Princess Diaries was on ABC Family. But also, the world’s biggest jerkface is dead. Now, from what I can gather from reading better writers than myself – this operation was

So a couple of years ago, legendary playwright David Mamet wrote a scathing piece in the Village Voice, on his journey from a well-meaning lib to a contemplative conservative. If you aren’t familiar with his work, he also wrote movies

So, according to the New York Times, China has banned time travel from its tv show plots. They say that it lacks “positive thoughts and meaning.” I agree, but for different reasons. As I mentioned on Tuesday’s podcast, I spend

So, here’s the greatest thing I’ve ever read. A lady named Lori, writing over at Feministing blog, says she just attended a panel on “transfeminism,” where one speaker says we should stop thinking of abortion as a women’s issue. Okay!

So, his typical lunch comes from either McDonald’s or Popeye’s. He binges on Big Macs or ribs, and desperately tries to hide it from his wife, who’s an ardent vegetarian [aren’t they all]. He weighs close to 350 lbs. In

So a government shutdown was narrowly averted, and the world breathed a sigh of relief. Well, not really. And I’ll tell you why. Normal people hate government. —– To me, it’s like women’s basketball. If it’s the only thing on,

So The Center for Science in the Public Interest, a group full of fusspots and nannypants, has asked the government to ban artificial coloring. According to the New York Times, the group claims the dyes might worsen hyperactivity in some

So the pint-sized pasta-pooper known as Snookie was paid 32 grand by Rutgers University to speak at New Jersey’s largest college. And yes, they have colleges. The inverse candy corn was booked by a student-run group, using money from the

So many are surprised that President Obama would bomb Libya. And now, he’s authorized covert operations. How odd! How Bush! Wasn’t O the anti-war, “we’re sorry for everything” President, the man who condemned any kind of American military intervention? Well,

So according to some handy-dandy researchers, too much consumer choice is bad for society. Their explanation: thinking about so many alternatives makes you less likely to support policies that help people. According to a Science Daily scribe, who seemed somewhat

So last Saturday, Earth Hour took place- that mystical event when cities around the world pledge to turn off the power, and go dark for an hour. It began in Australia in 2007, and has since spread like a pimply

—– Tonight: Kimberly Guilfoyle Mary Katherine Hamm Major Garrett That, people, is what you call a lineup!

So Evo Morales, the Bolivian President (yes, one exists) is demanding that Obama give back his Nobel Peace Prize. He claims that the Libya attack is so horrible, our President no longer deserves the prize. Snorts Morales: “How is it

So by bombing Libya, Obama succeeds in pissing off his key supporters: the anti-war left. Which shows you how naive the anti-war left is. if you actually believe a president will not go to war, because HE PROMISED YOU! –

Ed. Note: This is a ‘logue from last week. So, on this rainy evening, I do what I often do: wonder what Nicholas Kristof is concerned about. Thankfully, I didn’t have to wonder, for long. The New York Times writer

So you remember “Red Dawn,” it was that 80’s flick about American kids arming themselves against a Soviet invasion. I’ve seen it thirteen times, mainly because I’m a huge fan of C. Thomas Howell. And I’m lonely. But that’s another

So over in England (a country), some gay activists want to cancel a gay pride parade because it will cause “community tension,” between gays and Muslims. The march was a response to anti-gay stickers placed around town, but some worry

First there was an earthquake, then a tsunami, then a meltdown, and now, possibly a volcano. At this point, a Mothra joke seems inevitable – but also lame. Frankly, I’m not sure there’s anything I can say that adds incite

So it’s almost Springtime 2011, and Gitmo’s still open. I’m beginning to think our President likes the damn place. Either that, or he realizes it’s necessary- especially when a fair portion of the men released end up back at war

And now, to my second favorite topic: guns. (My first favorite topic? knee socks.) Now, if you need proof that having a gun in your household is a smart move (it’s like owning a tiny, potty-trained dog that shoots bullets)

So Sunday, a few hundred protesters showed up in Times Square to denounce the upcoming House hearings on Radicalization in the American Muslim community. The crowd, well-organized with professional signs that read ” ‘Today I am a Muslim Too,” targeted

So, when I hear of an act of terror, an internal clock starts clicking. I wonder, how long before we find out the suspect is a radical Islamist. And then, how long before that affiliation is rejected as vital to