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So a firm out of Rolling Meadows posted an ad looking for a technical writer -one who musn’t be an “arrogant American.” Because the job would deal with Chinese businesses, Viva USA – a placement firm – wanted to make

So every other year or so a documentary bubbles up, focusing on racist groups around the world – usually skinhead types in derby jackets, Doc Martens and tight, rolled-up jeans. Essentially they look like roadies for Erasure. That’s because when

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So a new Gallup poll just came out, reporting that socialism was viewed positively by more than one-third of Americans. That’s a lot of people, if you could call them that. But I’m not surprised. Think about it for a

So, if you haven’t seen it already, here’s some shocking video of a bunch of kids beating and robbing a 15-year-old girl in a Seattle bus tunnel. You’ve seen stuff like this before, but this one is especially bad because

Tonight, we’ve got: well, giddy-up, it’s S.E. Cupp! the master of all things gag, Alex Blagg! Hooraeey, it’s Ron Geraci! that magical pet, Penn Gillette! and mooooore!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to enter Crazytown, otherwise known as Atlanta, Georgia – where Asian-American activists are pissed that the city has re-named the train route within its Asian community the “yellow line.” They maintain “yellow” carries a

[youtube 4k6Y4sg7EbE nolink] Tonight, a delightful show for our third anniversary! the hilarious Paul Mecurio (the comedian, not the dancer) the gorgeous Barret Swatek the brilliant Mary Katherine Ham and I’m gunna try to track down mom!

So Bill O’Reilly had Jon Stewart on his program last night, and as expected, tempers flared. Roll Tape. Yep, it was an entertaining spectacle, with Stewart and O’Reilly both scoring legitimate points. However, I take issue with one thing Stewart

So the Lancet, a British medical journal named after a really sharp object, retracted a horrible study attempting to link measle vaccines to autism. Now this would really be great news, if the study had not come out, oh, 12

So here’s a fun quiz! What do celebrities like Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Benecio Del Toro, Danny Glover, Naomi Campbell and Oliver Stone all have in common? Was it sex with Punxsutawney Phil? No, but you’re close. All of these

So every day another embarrassing revelation exposes climate change experts as confused bumble-heads. The latest? Apparently the UN panel on climate change based recent conclusions regarding vanishing ice from mountain tops on anecdotes found in a “mountaineering” magazine. Now, this

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So what happens when the world’s worst person agrees with you on a contentious issue? Well, it should make you reconsider your view, on said contentious issue. You’d think that, anyway. Take Osama bin Laden, who, in a very eloquent

So, everyone had a State of the Union drinking game. Mine? Once Obama started talking, I drank. See, to me, the speech came and went like one of those “serious” high school assemblies: you know, when a teacher finds out

If you’re like me, and congratulations if you are, then you try to enjoy your weekends. For example, I spent last Saturday in bed, watching my favorite soaps, eating donut holes basted in Nyquil. I call them happy holes –

So apparently a Michigan defense contractor has pissed off Muslim groups, by inscribing coded Biblical references on rifles it sells to the American military. The Washington-based Council on American-Islamic Relations claims these religious references send a “negative message” to the

So while Republicans rejoiced over a huge victory in Massachusetts, a far bigger win took place at the Pentagon. The winner, sadly, was political correctness – that infectious mist of brainlessness that turns normal men into Jell-O. A bastard child

Remember how ridiculously funny the whole “teabagging” thing was? Those other networks really got into it – and there was no one better at denigrating those silly folks with signs, than that classy lady Rachel Maddow. (pause for gleeful Maddow

So the White House has a new communications director, and he’s just as adorably misguided as the previous one. During an interview with The New York Times’ The Caucus blog – whatever that is – Dan Pfeiffer (no relation to

So in the Monday New York Times, there’s a thoughtful piece trying to explain, quote, “the overwhelmingly liberal tilt of university professors.” Their shocker of a conclusion: It’s not about an obvious discrimination against conservatives – rather it’s just a

The fact that Danny Glover is a monumental chucklehead should surprise no one. He’s been spouting batpoop crazy nonsense for years. But now, he’s even topped himself, as the washed-up actor blames the Haiti earthquake on the response to the

So a recent article posted on the White House website claims that President Obama’s “steady diplomacy” has given America a renewed moral authority. So what’s the recipe for their self-proclaimed success? Obama’s clumsy and misguided attempt to close Gitmo. According

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There`s nothing I love more than female celebrities helping out troubled beasts or endangered species. You`ve got Pam Anderson worrying about the polar bears, Doris Day fretting over abandoned cats and dogs – and of course, Sheryl Crow passionately fighting

[youtube b6E7gTigeRE nolink] Tonight: John Gibson (yippee!), the lovely Shira Lazar (yummie) the always witty Alex Blagg and Lt. Col Allen West!

It’s something we so desperately need right now – a show that will finally put Adolf Hitler in the context he deserves. Seriously – it was just the other day I was sitting around with my Aryan Youth Group/Pilates class,

So as the underpants bomber is about to get arraigned, a new Rasmussen Poll reveals that nearly 60 percent favor ethnic profiling for airline security. This, on the heels of President Obama finally accepting responsibility for the major F-up on

So according to a French psychologist, the key to a healthy marriage is to cheat on your spouse. In her new book, “I’m A Chick in Glasses Who’s Completely Given Up,” Maryse Vallamt says that men shouldn’t be punished for

So whenever I see someone wearing a t-shirt with an edgy message on it, I always wonder why the person never wears it where it truly matters. Fact is, a hipster never dons his stupid Che shirt in places where

So, just about every single day I get a slew of emails from a dude named Doug Stauffer, from Media Matters. The emails are press releases – 99% of them devoted to Fox News. I’m sure some of you get

So Amanda Simpson, America’s first transgender presidential appointee (or at least the first to openly say so), is a little peeved. She’s worried over the perception that she may have been hired for her sexual identity rather than her qualifications.

So, Osama bin Laden must be giggling like a school girl in his soiled diapers. While we flounder over the basics of terror prevention, my guess is the turbaned turd has already moved on, thinking it’s hilarious we’re still taking

The climate change conference is long gone, but with Christmas just around the corner, I figured there had to be a connection. Also, I’m writing this after a holiday party, so I’m drunk. As President Obama says, let’s be clear: