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—— —— Last night we had John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten) on to promote the new PIL tour. But we also talked about death of Malcolm Mclaren. You should check it out. It’s his only commentary on the matter. Tonight

So Deepak Chopra, otherwise known as “the dude full of poop,” has finally taken responsibility for something awful that isn’t one of his books. I am referring to Sunday’s 7.2 earthquake along the border of Mexican and the United States.

So a new Gallup poll profiled Tea Party supporters, and found that they were all racists. I mean, by the MSNBC definition – they would be racist. After all, 79 percent of those polled were white. That’s a lot of

Chris Morris is a phenomenally brilliant British comedian responsible for some of the most viciously funny programs I’ve ever seen (Check out “Brass Eye” or “The Day Today,” if you don’t believe me). But now he’s coming out with a

So our nation’s top high school paper, USA Today, just published a big poll on all things political. The conclusion: Americans hate everything. They are, in a word, hatist. For example, the favorable rating for Democrats has dwindled to 41%

So in her most recent video for her song “Window Seat,” performer Erykah Badu removes all of her clothes while walking along the path where JFK was shot. In a way, it’s like strip poker for Oliver Stone. Offended? Not

The great thing about a-holes, is you can see them coming. Whether it’s Sean Penn or Jeanine Garafalo calling you a racist or wishing you dead – their essential douchebaggery makes them easy to spot and harmless. Their inanities should

So as the anger surrounding the health care bill escalates, many in the media are reporting how the anger surrounding the health care bill is escalating! Now I’ve been down this road so many times I could navigate it blindfolded

—– —– Tonight! Guest host: Brian Kilmeade Guests: Jill Dobson, Juliet Huddy, Alan Colmes, and UFC President Dana White.

So two eighty-year-old sisters are suing each other over a half million in powerball prize money. They haven’t talked to each other in years, all because one sis claims they had a contract that says they would split their winnings

So ACORN, everyone’s favorite nuthouse, finally closed its doors. I quietly mourned, just as I had when “Just Nuts” at the local mall shut down. It had 60 kinds of nuts, including the Ogbono – which isn’t really a nut,

So what did we learn this weekend? That the health care reform bill is such a big idea that it doesn’t matter what’s in it. It’s such a big idea, in fact, that that’s all those dopes voted for –

So yesterday on the Cartoon Network, Chris Matthews did a segment on Bret Baier’s interview with President Obama. Matthews, still suffering from Obama-erotica Syndrome, was astounded by Bret’s treatment of his Precious Prince. To make sure he got his point

So forget health care, the wars, the rampant unemployment. The big story in my life? Jesse James, the biker husband of Sandra Bullock, got busted cheating on the delightful, mega-rich actress. Here is a picture of Sandra Bullock: Here is

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So as you know, many countries have set up camp to in Haiti help those recovering from the devastating earthquake. And at these camps, they are flying their flags. Only one country isn’t – and it’s the country that has

[youtube _wZIT3zwMOU nolink] —– Tonight, the delightful Jill Dobson! Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN)! Mediaite’s Steve Krackeur and comedian Joe DeVito! Plus the best robot theatre yet!

You know what I hate most in the world right now? If you said griffins, you’d be close. It’s actually the use of slow motion in films and television. With the exception of showing whether a catch was in or

If you ever need to a definition for “loser,” in just two simple words, I’ve got it. Howell Raines. If the name doesn’t strike you as familiar, congratulations – you’re one of the many billions of people who never read

Many moons ago I wrote about how phony environmentalists use their so-called ethical beliefs to justify arrogant and asinine behavior. Examples abound: a socialite rails against plastic bags, as she boards her private jet to eat bat testicles with a

So this week, in Texas, the State Board of Education will be making important decisions about your child’s curriculum. I say “your child,” because I have no kids – unless you count my ferrets “Captain Sparkles” and “Dangerzone.” They’re children

—— In case you didn’t catch it last night on Red Eye….Bill Maher’s intervention. Tonight’s guests! Alyson Camerota! Jamie Lissow! John Devore! and….more!

—– Tonight we’ve got Ann Coulter, S.E. Cupp, and Jim Norton. Plus robots! It shall be a fun one tonight!

Only on Red Eye, would an Olympic athlete be asked such a penetrating question. And only Billy Demong would have answered it so honestly. The big question begins around 6:59. Honesty starts at 7:40. Try to overlook the completely ignorant

[youtube fPp1sfBSGPQ nolink] What a crew: we’ve got Mike Baker, Martha MacCallum, and the great actor, Robert Davi!

Now, there’s always a scene in zombie movies, when one non-zombie character will turn to another, and say, “If I ever turn into that, I want you to kill me.” Then they make love, and reload. Well, I want you,

So I received a delightful email today, From Holly in Galesburg, Illinois. Here it is.. I’m on an airplane. I sit next to a liberal windbag who preaches in my ear for the whole flight, assuming I agree with him.

[youtube FOLBQxk72NY nolink] Cut to :47 to 1:10 of this… Here’s Martin Short playing his legendary corporate lawyer sleazebag character named Nathan Thurm. He’s being interrogated by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. It’s hilarious. But it’s even more hilarious, that four

Well, he’s back like Chucky, and twice as Yucky. I speak not of my former houseboy Roderigo (we still can’t find him, alas), but Al Gore, who mysteriously disappeared as his self-propelled universe of climate change hysteria started to crumble

[youtube 6t3JajSfpnk nolink] Tonight! Kimberly Guilfoyle! GOP analyst Mary Smith! John Devore! and Michael Waltrip!

So as you know, I often end my Gregalogues with the phrase, “if you disagree with me, then you’re worse than Hitler.” At times I’ve changed it to “You’re probably a racist,” “You’re probably a homophobe,” and my favorite “you’re

—– NewsBusters: Greg Gutfeld and the “Red Eye” gang struck back at comediennes Janeane Garofalo and Rosie O’Donnell Wednesday for their attack on Fox News hosts last week. As NewsBusters reported, the pair were on O’Donnell’s radio show last Tuesday

So the big news this week? Charlie Sheen entering “prehab,” which I guess is like rehab, except for preteens. I don’t know…. if you ask me, it’s not Sheen who needs therapy for an addiction, it’s Eric Holder. Fact is,

So I finally figured out what makes Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid so intriguing. He’s a big stupid-face. Example: Monday, during a Senate debate over the job creation package, he suggested that unemployment causes men to beat their wives. “I

So Red Eye fan Satoshi Kanazawa, an evolutionary psychologist at the London School of Economics and Political Science, emailed me this weekend to tell me about a paper he wrote, due out today in the scientific journal Social PsychologyQuarterly. It’s

You can find today’s Gregalogue, “People Died, WaPo Lied,” over at BigJournalism.com! [youtube ScOoz3sFX9Y nolink] Tonight, we’ve got Chris Cotter, Imogen Lloyd Webber, Tom Shillue, and my mom! Also a very special Joshua McCarroll segment!