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Stiller's HBO Deal a Blow to Flailing Film Industry

Ben Stiller doesn’t have to work the boob tube circuit. The star of those “Focker” films as well as the “Night at the Museum” franchise is a pretty safe bet in box office circles. So why did he just sign

Trailer Talk: 'Darling Companion' Lacks Bite Despite Aging A-List Cast

Whatever happened to Lawrence Kasdan? How could the co-writer of “The Empire Strikes Back” and director of “Body Heat,” “The Accidental Tourist” and “The Big Chill” disappear while young hacks deliver video game-inspired duds and slapdash sequels in his absence?

'Modern Family' Stokes Non-Controversy Over F-Bomb

ABC’s “Modern Family” represents the very best of the current broadcast television lineup. Smart scripts. Singularly great characters. Big laughs buffeted by an array of smaller ones. So why are two of the show’s cast members trying to milk a

Occupy Sundance Sticks it to Redford's Swag-Laden Film Gala

Perhaps now Hollywood celebrities will discover what the rest of the country already has – those Occupy Wall Street types are pretty gamey up close. The Occupy movement seems to be dying down, witness the pathetic showings at recent OWS-style

Trailer Talk: 'The Vow' – 'Til Memory Loss Do Us Part

Two years ago, movie goers were fed a rom-com with more stars than anyone could process. The result? “Valentine’s Day” lacked the sugary sweetness we demand from romantic fare. For 2012’s most romantic season, the leads from “The Notebook” and

Big Movie Flashback: 'Natural Born Killers' (1994)

Director Oliver Stone’s “Natural Born Killers” is aging as badly as the Aussie-fied mullet Robert Downey Jr. sports in the 1994 media satire. Loud, brash and in your face, this collage of film stocks, styles and sensibilities made some critics

'SNL' Picks Up MSM's False 'Fire' Meme to Pin Romney as Jobs Killer

This weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” skit targeting likely GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney is a perfect example of two media worlds working toward the same goal – the re-election of President Barack Obama. First, mainstream news media outlets take a

'Contraband' Review: Smuggled Cliches by the Dozen

This weekend’s new action film “Contraband” might be 90-plus minutes worth of Deja View. Mark Wahlberg stars as a retired smuggler forced to take on “one last mission” to save “his wife and kids” from “an out of control” thug,

Hollywood Imagination Drain: A&E to Resuscitate 'Psycho' Brand

Let’s hope the folks behind the upcoming A&E series “Bates Motel” have watched the recent “Halloween” reboot and “Hannibal Rising.” Those clunkers showed precisely how NOT to illustrate the birth of a movie monster. [youtube NG3-GlvKPcg nolink] A&E’s push to

'The Divide' Review: Dark, Depressing Dystopian Drama

Even by post-apocalyptic standards, the new thriller “The Divide” is pretty darn bleak. They don’t make cheery nuclear war movies, but “The Divide” will make viewers wish the Big One came and took them out, quick. [youtube iaLpieSNIfk nolink] That’s

Big Movie Flashback: 'The Howling' (1981)

It’s a shame the endless stream of “Howling”-inspired sequels drew attention away from a darned good monster movie. Director Joe Dante’s “The Howling” may rely on old-school movie make-up, but the 1981 shocker is smarter than the average horror flick

Showtime Preps Cheney Doc By Pro-Clinton 'War Room' Producer

HBO has made a name for itself for not only delivering strong original content like “The Sopranos” but deeply biased documentaries like “Reagan.” Now, HBO’s main competitor Showtime is backing a new documentary on Vice President Dick Cheney. The channel

New Election Year Comedy Central Show Reminds Us Obama is Awesome

The Comedy Central series “Key & Peele” doesn’t debut until Jan. 31, but a sneak peek at their content suggests it’s yet another humor program protecting The One. “Key & Peele” stars comics Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele in a

Found Footage Fever: Reality TV Hits the Big Screen

No stars, no budget, no problem. The shock success of “The Devil Inside,” a “found footage” thriller which hauled in nearly $34 million over the weekend, should finally pave the way for the most cost-effective film genre possible. The only

Damon Flop Blamed on Obama Critique

For years, actors have been essentially insulting half their potential audience by trashing the right in press interviews and talk show appearances. Just ask Kate Beckinsale, who told Entertainment Weekly regarding the 2008 elections – “And I was so shocked

'The Guard' Blu-ray Review: Gleeson Gets His Close Up

Brendan Gleeson has been so good for so long in supporting roles that it was only a matter of time before someone wisely cast him as the lead. “The Guard” gives Gleeson a film to call his own, and he

Gervais Inserts Foot in Mouth Over Globes Gags

The only thing more painful than hearing someone explain a joke is listening to the teller defend said joke. The newest Entertainment Weekly lets frequent Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais do just, and it was as awkward and self-serving as

How New Documentary Rules Might Smite the Right

If a documentary filmmaker dreams of winning an Oscar, he or she better hope their project is on the radar of two of the more liberal newspapers in the country. The organization that puts on the Academy Awards has created

The Onion Forgets Mission, Protects Obama as 2012 Election Beckons

You would think a humor publication would find plenty to mock about Barack Obama. After all, then-Sen. Barack Obama campaigned in 2008 alongside Greek columns and promised his election would be the moment “when the rise of the oceans began