Murder Most Fowl: Morrissey Refuses to Share the Stage on Jimmy Kimmel with the "Serial Animal Killers" of Duck-Hunting Show "Duck Dynasty"

I ain’t makin’ that up, neither.

Morrissey would be honored to play the show, if Duck Dynasty were removed.
Morrissey stated, “As far as my reputation is concerned, I can’t take the risk of being on a show alongside people who, in effect, amount to animal serial killers. If Jimmy cannot dump Duck Dynasty then we must step away.”

First I thought he was overreacting, but then he said “animal serial killers,” and I realized he was perfectly lucid and measured.

Who’s Morrissey?  Good question.  He’s a former rock star best known for whining and writing a song that became the theme song for a CW show about cute witches.